Top Chant is a Manchester United tune, to the music of Bowies Rebel Rebel
Neville Neville, your future's immense
Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad
Neville Neville is the name of your dad
With our tribute to Michels Kuipers
Michels Kuipers, the Former Dutch Marine (chef)
the Former Dutch Marine (chef)
the Former Dutch Marine (chef)
the Former Dutch Marine (chef)
to the tune of Yellow Submarine in second place.